Bum Crumble

Where shit drys in your ass after its been improperly wiped and when you scratch your ass it falls out like dust and it gets all over the place.

you fuckin arse you left bum crumble all over th toilet seat.

Bum Crumble by Eliott Johnson June 22, 2007

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Wehrle Cake Crumble

When a person goes up to the net in volleyball and back hands the ball for a spike.

Coach: It's game point, run the Wehrle Cake Crumble!

Wehrle Cake Crumble by Corey69777 May 12, 2007

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Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.

Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.

Bert's Apple Crumble by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008