Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017

cripe-a-diddy

A super squeaky clean non-swear word for people who do not swear.

When my dear aunt was very upset, she used to mutter under her breath, “well, cripe-a-diddy!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

Traffic Crippling

When civil engineers and city planners talk about "traffic calming" they're really talking about "traffic crippling." Traffic crippling takes a flow of traffic. Rather than help motorists get from A-to-B as quickly as possible and leave the flow of traffic, they instead cripple the flow of traffic and frustrate motorists into
using alternative travel means (e.g. a bus). Traffic cripplers encourage air pollution by extending the period of any trip and raising the amount of pollutants created by any one motorist.

They did some traffic crippling. Now only bikes can go down this road.

by darth toria February 17, 2009

cum crippled

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled

After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.

by joerazz64 October 18, 2010

On crip

When you a crip and you deadass

On crip nigga

by Pimpdaddyzak May 27, 2017

Crippist

A crippist is a person who takes pleasure in making unwilling victims Cripples they usually hid in alleyways with crowbars waiting to make you a cripple.

Random guy hits another person leaving them cripple.
Kyle: did you see that guy hit that other guy
Tom: yep we have a Crippist in our area better hid your kids then

by Funkadelicbassmaster October 31, 2010

cripalatin

When a member of the "Crips" gang ceases to act like and African-American thug and tries/wants to be of Latin/Hispanic descent.

Terell: "6 poopin, 5 droopin esse. I from the Crips puta. Que ona cholo?"

Miguel: (To Bystanders) "What a wanabe cripalatin fool."
(To Terell) "Get a life joto."

by Ballz-Loc June 11, 2007