cranium uppercut

When somebody uses their skull to hit your nose from underneath! Auch.

"Oh shit, my girlfriend just cranium uppercutted my nose. I can't go to class for two days straight!!" - Asbear

by PussyDonut February 27, 2011

Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

photocircular cranium phenomena

This phenomena occurs in direct contact with the sun, in which a circular shape on the back of the persons head appears. This does not occur in abcsense of the sun.

Did you see the kid with photocircular cranium phenomena?

by mibb January 14, 2023

John Cranium

Toilet-Head

John = toilet; and cranium = head

Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!

by anonymous April 14, 2023

Cranium

the bulging ass part of your head used to beat your family with.

I wacked my mom with my cranium after she told me to wash the dishes.

by unknownaxhl January 11, 2022

Cranium drizzle

Psychological term for individuals who are powerfully confused, have low IQs or are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, yet, believe their ideas and thoughts to be unique, revelatory or insightful to others. Intelligent people have "brain storms".

His idea of using mesh to manufactor covid masks was a cranium drizzle.

by PMCSJ January 30, 2021

Cranium

The best male friend you can ever have , he turns into a bother immediately! You’ll never run into another guy like him. He’s there for all your conversations and lonely times! He looks really Tough on the outside but he’s a sweetheart, who isn’t selfish what so ever !

Cranium is the best !

by bdit2 December 5, 2024