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Long distance coworkers 

Friends or precious acquaintances who begin working for the same company but do not work together
"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"

national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

co-worker meme 

A viral meme that is often commercialized and only found funny by boring, sterile people who have never been introduced to a higher form of comedy like your least interesting co-worker whose sole source of entertainment is the mainstream internet and late-night television
Danny: What the fuck even is hawk tuah?
Barnaby: It's another co-worker meme that probably has a merch store and a tv show planned by now, just like Damn Daniel or whatever.

Co Worker Music

This is the type of music your millennial Co worker might listen. Typically really corny rap, or music that was meant only for a trend on tik tok. Dax and Tom McDonald are prime examples.
My uncle had aux in the car and he played the worst rap EVER
"We like to call that Co Worker Music"

beat a co worker day 

The one day of the year you get to beat up that one Nark ass Co-worker for reporting you to the boss after you were using your phone to text your ride home. Or reported you to the boss for smoking in the parking lot. Or reported you for being five minutes late from break. Among all things you get to beat that one guy or girl up who has been a pain in your side with no disciplinary action. Just don't go crazy and kill them or you'll be known as that on loco guy.
Jeff: Man, I Can't wait for beat a co worker day

Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!