cumservation

Having a conversation about cum.

Yo Ryan sorry I left for so long, I was having an important cumservation with Sage.

by poncho:) May 14, 2021

Neo-conservationist

Hippy, Greenie, Left-wing idiot, basically a tree hugger.

That Neo-conservationist won't let me drive a Ferrari.

by Mr Tree October 18, 2008

ice cream conservation

A conservation during enjoying ice cream.

A typical ice cream conservation at a café:

Lover 1: I love this choco sauce!

Lover 2: Me too! We got a lot things in common! I love you!

by krimzon rox July 6, 2010

Law of Conservation of Racism

Analogous to the Law of Conservation of Energy, Conservation of Racism states that the total racism of an isolated system remains constant; it is said to be constant over time. This law means that racism can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it can only be transformed or transferred from one form to another.

Student 1: paraphrase of Ibram Kendi, "Racism didn't go way after civil-rights act was passed. It just became more complex."
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.

by You can't handle my handle July 1, 2020

conservationalisties

A person or group of people that take energy conservation to such an extreme that they daydream of 'super-green' living. These people can generally be spotted in a crowd by their natural hemp fiber headbands and recycled everything-else made clothing. Driven by their desire to improve their 'conservality' they spend their time daydreaming about positive energy machines and energy efficient tea cabinets.

"The only thing worse than those damned hippies are the conservationalisties. They're like hippies on steroids."

by Bakernomics. December 20, 2008

Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.

*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."

by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018

Conservation of Energy Harnessing

The cosmic grift of making sure every single joule works for you, forever. It’s about building perfectly closed-loop systems where energy is never lost, only transformed and reused indefinitely. Think of a perpetual motion machine, but one that's actually legit because it's a perfectly sealed system in a frictionless environment (like a superconductor ring in space) or one that's constantly topped up by an ambient source like quantum fluctuations. The goal is 100% efficiency, chasing the dream of a machine that, once started, powers itself and its functions for eternity.

Example: "The Dyson Sphere isn't just collecting star juice; it's a masterclass in conservation of energy harnessing. The civilization inside recycles waste heat into light, kinetic energy back into electricity, and even thought into computational work—a perfectly balanced, closed thermodynamic book."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026