The act of taking a poo, and putting it in a plastic bag. Then placing it in the freezer, until rock hard.
Once complete, then remove from the bag, and have sex with it.
Once complete, then remove from the bag, and have sex with it.
by Spookz July 23, 2008
by ESanders. November 12, 2003
Having sex with a girl with a yeast infection in which you pull your dick out of her vagina and shove it in her mouth.
by Shortstax180 September 10, 2019
When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.
"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!
by Gornlo January 24, 2011
More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.
by Corn dog horse May 30, 2020
by M. Oxlong March 22, 2017
by Pain E. December 08, 2010