Corn Dogging

The act of taking a poo, and putting it in a plastic bag. Then placing it in the freezer, until rock hard.

Once complete, then remove from the bag, and have sex with it.

I corn dogged my girlfriend yesterday...

I've never been corn dogging before...

you should try it.

by Spookz August 20, 2008

corn dogged

She got boned when I corn dog (dogged) her in the ass.

Ladies, getting bent over near a Corn-Dog 7 restauraunt, with a fresh corn dog in the ass.

by ESanders. November 11, 2003

Corn dogged

Having sex with a girl with a yeast infection in which you pull your dick out of her vagina and shove it in her mouth.

I corn dogged your sister last night, she said she liked the taste of her own yeast infection.

by Shortstax180 September 10, 2019

Franconia Corn Dog

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.

"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!

by Gornlo January 24, 2011

Corn dog horse

More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.

Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.

by Corn dog horse May 29, 2020

Colombian corn dog

A penis that has been covered entirely with cocaine powder.

That coke head sheila at the club last night couldn't get enough of my colombian corn dog.

by M. Oxlong March 22, 2017

Moldy Corn-dog

The sexual act of vomiting on a man's penis while giving it a blow job.

X: Can I please give you a Moldy Corn-dog?
Y: Ewww, no way!

by Pain E. December 9, 2010