Cork

a complete idiot who knows nothing about what he/she is talking about.

"He was a huge cork today"

by The distracted Runner October 22, 2006

Corking

To interrupt your partner’s fart by sticking your dick in their ass.

Tina and I had Taco Bell yesterday and I was corking her all night!

by Uncle Wacky March 21, 2020

cork

sticking one of your fingers (or many) up a persons butthole through their clothing (thumb is also and option) while yelling cork at the top of your lungs

*stick finger up butt and....* CORK!!

by Lauryn July 10, 2003

Corking

The act of preventing a partner from shitting during sex.

Gerardo: "Man I am so full, I can't remember the last time I had this much Chuck E Cheese!"

Male Suitor: "Gerardo! I think we should prepare to start your Corking!"

by South Of Heaven March 09, 2017

cork

what you must insert to keep the hamster from escaping your ass.

He's in, now cork it before he gets out!

by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006

cork

A person who doesn't pay back his/her debts.

You gave that cork 2G? That scrilla's gone!

by EV October 24, 2002

cork

A person of such unbelievable, super-human GIRTH that they can single-handedly block your way – typically in a shopping environment.

I can't get through this isle cause of the cork.

Look at that cork. How am I suppose to get around that?

by Shvelle November 29, 2007