cork

another name for a retard, short for Corky Thatcher (balding firecrotch down syndrome kid from Life Goes On)

1) Damn, look at that cork over there, there's drool all over him! 2) Dude, you're acting like a cork.

by Your Daddy October 28, 2003

Cork

a complete idiot who knows nothing about what he/she is talking about.

"He was a huge cork today"

by The distracted Runner October 22, 2006

Corking

To interrupt your partner’s fart by sticking your dick in their ass.

Tina and I had Taco Bell yesterday and I was corking her all night!

by Uncle Wacky March 21, 2020

cork

sticking one of your fingers (or many) up a persons butthole through their clothing (thumb is also and option) while yelling cork at the top of your lungs

*stick finger up butt and....* CORK!!

by Lauryn July 10, 2003

Corking

The act of preventing a partner from shitting during sex.

Gerardo: "Man I am so full, I can't remember the last time I had this much Chuck E Cheese!"

Male Suitor: "Gerardo! I think we should prepare to start your Corking!"

by South Of Heaven March 9, 2017

cork

what you must insert to keep the hamster from escaping your ass.

He's in, now cork it before he gets out!

by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006

cork

A person who doesn't pay back his/her debts.

You gave that cork 2G? That scrilla's gone!

by EV October 24, 2002