Compact shrub

When a man iron's his penis hair down before intercourse to make the time more plesurable.

My compact shrub made sex lots of fun

by Danille Leroy December 3, 2006

Compactus

A horizontal filing cabinet on rails used in offices for space efficiency

Oh my god, dont get crushed by the compactus.
Beware of the compactus

by mrgg December 22, 2010

Compact Crap

Simply a term for Buttfucking

Dude, I did it! She let me compact crap last night.

by FatChicks4Life19 November 16, 2010

Compact Disc Player

A midget disc jockey.

I went to the Night Club and the DJ was a compact disc player.

by John DeRosa July 3, 2003

The Comatorium

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

Compacting

Inserting one's penis into an anus whilst the individual is in the process of defecating, thus forcing the feces back into and compressing it within the colon

After an evening of compacting with my spouse, I am in need of an enema so we can do round 2 tonight.

by Dsenight October 4, 2019

doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009