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Cockney-wristed

It simply means having a left-handed grip on a bat or broom (left above the right)
"That boy is cockney-wristed" -- Old Glesga Granda
by Chexsum September 17, 2023
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cockney

A cockney Is Somebody From East London, Although people from Other Southern Cities Such As Portsmouth Are Also Occasionally Called cockneys Due To Having A Similar dialect.
Did You see That Southern Cockney the other day?
by John Allen South Coast October 21, 2019
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Cockney conservative

People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.
When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’
by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025
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