donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves

Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!

by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013

cockmongrel

Big giant ogre unicorn that likes to eat male chickens (cocks).

Holy Shit, that cockmongrel just ate my cock!

by Jorge Antonio February 5, 2008