clovers_p0pped_c0ndom

someone who is openly horny every second of the day, and talks abt weird stuff all the time but is also really funny

person: moans
me: omg ur such a clovers_p0pped_c0ndom!!!

by xiaoshotsexywife January 22, 2022

ass closer

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.

"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"

by gregh March 8, 2014

gap closer

An ability in a game that brings you near your foes.
Like a jumb, dash or a blink.

Person A: This character is pretty mobile.
Person B: Yea one of his abilitys is a huge gap closer

by Mihito March 12, 2022

Come a little closer

A song by cage the elephant

“Come a little closer than you seem , come on, come on, come on, things aren’t always what they seem to be”

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

Closer

Usually a Baseball team's best relief pitcher. He comes in for the last inning to "shut the door" on the other team and preserve a tight game when his team is on top. As opposed to breaking balls and offspeed junk, he usually comes in and throws his outstanding fastball and, typically, slider.

The 8th inning is the real last chance for our sox to fight back. Mariano Rivera (most acclaimed closer ever) is warming up in the bullpen.

by Amaury Warfield October 1, 2005

closeretta

A gay man or woman who is in the closet and/or in denial about their homosexuality.

Tom Cruise and Mariska Hargitay are two examples of what a closeretta is.

by closeretta June 29, 2009

closer

an awesoem song by nine inch nails that could be used as a pick up line

bob- "I wanna fuck you like an animal"

renee-"ok lets go"

by ashley rose July 19, 2005