clavell

A term for someone who is annoying, retarded, and dirty-minded.

Janine: Brad saw my muffin from bakery class.
Janet: I heard he said that you had a nice muffin, then he laughed.
Amanda: Ugh, that boy is such a clavell!

by Trainedporle February 18, 2019

Caveat

Verb. To consume an item of food in one mouthful whilst yawning.

"High levels of donut caveating may be observed at board meetings."

by L K Piegeler October 12, 2004

Caveat Creeptor.

Used to pre-emptively make a question or comment non-creepy.

Joey: "Caveat Creeptor.": If you're still feeling sick I can come around and give you some medicine"

Sarah: "Yeh come around, you're not creepy at all".

by Le J October 29, 2011

clavender

The plant that grows if you shove lavender up a cat’s anus, dig a hole and put the cat in it. After 3 to 4 months a beautiful tree will grow, sprouting purple cats that smell like lavender and taste like cat shit. Although they do taste nice in a pie.

“Hey you should see the banging Clavender tree I planted in my garden earlier this year”

by Snufflemuff May 20, 2018

Claven

A derogatory term referring to a person or thing that sucks.

Friend 1: Can you stop taking my stuff!
Friend 2: How about no.
Friend 1: Can you stop being a claven

by AdamWarlockPerfect June 12, 2018

Caveat-Brigade

{ˈkā-vē-ˌat brɪˈɡeɪd} - noun
Spiritual sibling to Grammar nazi and Genre police.

The "Caveat-Brigade" are a bunch of people whose desperate need for validation from online strangers drive them to argue against sound reasoning by employing overexaggerated scenarios in which a statement would be the opposite of what was claimed.

They frequently employ Tu qouque arguments seeking to invalidate or detract from the conversation by lowering everyone involved into a mire of what-aboutism and semantics.

John - "Yeah, what the Nazis did during WWII was downright monsterous..."
Sam - "Actually, monstrous is a poor choice or words, the german people were forced to behave the way they did because they got screwed after WWI... besides, Hitler did what was right for Germany at the time"
Anna - "What the hell Sam?!"
John - "Ignore him Anna, he´s from the Caveat-Brigade"

by Akronyhm December 8, 2018

Clavaté

Having a lack of lines in a theatrical performance, while still being present in a scene. Good clavaté performers enhance the story by being great supporting actors/actresses.

Since Shantel didn't have a lot of lines, her performance was very clavaté.

by William Shakespier September 15, 2019