Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.

Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.

by Philosoblacktor February 1, 2013

High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.

"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."

by Krythic May 15, 2021

Crapacity

1> To be full of crap.

2> To reach the fullest extent of inane subject matter.

3> To fill something with useless objects.

I think that message thread has reached its crapacity. I was moving my apartment and had to take several trips because my car reached its crapacity quickly. I've reached my crapacity in collecting trolls.

by dmpawley March 26, 2003

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

Fucks Capacitor

Any device used to get in contact with a man/woman you've have sex with in the past for the purpose of having sex with them again.

"I haven't had sex in awhile, so I fired up my Fucks Capacitor and called Sally"

by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010

hetero capacity

refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong

{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson June 15, 2007

Bubble blowing capacity

The moment when bubble gum reaches it full bubble blowing potential.

Meggles: "Let's see who can blow a bigger bubble, but first we have to get our gum to it's bubble blowing capacity."

by sunshineluv January 1, 2008