Dirty Cheerio

When your girl is laying down and you reverse tea bag her, you leave a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.

Apparently I didn't wipe good enough, because when I tea bagged my girl I left a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.

by Fart_Master7 March 25, 2009

Cheerio Break

Name for a mandated break that is unnecessary and most likely not wanted by workers. Famously started when one construction worker who was packed only Cheerios for lunch by his wife exclaimed that he "Didn't want to eat his fucking cheerios right now."

Common' guys take your cheerio break. I need you ready for the next batch so get your break in now.

by Crazy Justin November 4, 2013

Shit in your Cheerios

To completely ruin someones day

"That guy is a dick, he lives to Shit in your Cheerios."

by Madanarx August 11, 2006

cherie blair

A pair of dentures in a wig.

Also the wife of our PATHETIC prime minister.
She spends her time wasting tax payers money on her hair cuts for her studpid appearances that no one gives a shit about.
She never smiles and she looks as happy as a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle.

Cherie blairs spent a total of £7000 on keeping her hair 'presentable' whilst out doing fuck knows what.
Thanks for wasting money you ugly trout.

by disillusionedASH July 24, 2006

Cherise

the best fucking friend anyone could ask for.. charistmatic, energetic, optomistic and has a heart of pure gold! she makes her best friends life make sense.

That Cherise, she's the bestest.

by Meggers420 February 3, 2010

mon cheri

the french word for my darling, often used to bother your lover as they have no idea what you are saying.

Girl: "MON CHERI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Boy: My name is Mark.
Girl: I know that.
Boy: Then why did you call me mon cheri?
Girl: Asshole
Boy: My name is Mark....

by Tesstastic February 24, 2008

peed in your cheerios

A term used to draw attention to someone's bad mood, bitchiness, or your general hate for that person.

"Jeeze, who peed in your cheerios??"

by Ethan Marston January 8, 2009