A penis that has just been removed from another's arse after anal sex - usually very nasty and covered with various foul secretions and excrement.
Suzy is a dirty dirty whore! I fucked her in the ass last night and after I blew my load she turned around and sucked my chili dog clean. It was awesome!
noun:
1. one who is a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit. See Mollye.
2. a dump taken on one's chest.
verb:
1. the act of being pwned or screwed over.
2. the act of being a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit.
3. the act of taking a dump on someone's chest.
That fat bitch is so lazy, she's such a chili dog.
Dude, you just lost one of your lives, you just got chili dogged!
Stop sitting outside Orlando Bloom's house and cutting yourself, you are straight chili dogging!