An often short state of mind where ones consciousness sits still in time, with no thoughts. A moment where one does not desire or fear anything.
Although most people experience it for a short while in between daily chores, some people stay in Calandria for longer through various sorts of relaxing exercises (meditation/breathing exercises/yoga...).
Although most people experience it for a short while in between daily chores, some people stay in Calandria for longer through various sorts of relaxing exercises (meditation/breathing exercises/yoga...).
Person 1: Hey sir, have you been to Calandria?
Person 2: Yes, just this morning! After making myself coffee, I sat down and was there for a minute. I feel great!
Person 1: Calandria is real!
Person 2: Yes, just this morning! After making myself coffee, I sat down and was there for a minute. I feel great!
Person 1: Calandria is real!
by Tchitan October 4, 2022
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Always has a choef in his hand and always has all the babes.
Has almost died from alcoholic poisoning 69 times and still continues to drink like a ou from pretoria east.
Always has a choef in his hand and always has all the babes.
Has almost died from alcoholic poisoning 69 times and still continues to drink like a ou from pretoria east.
Frikkie: "Yo suzie you have a choef there , skenk a hit
Suzie: "Ask Chalandre , he always has a choef
Suzie: "Ask Chalandre , he always has a choef
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Monika constantly complains about how men are oppressing women and that women should break the traditional barriers and hangout with dudes and party regardless of the relationship status. Monika is a Chilandi and should be avoided if you want to have a happy long term family.
Nathalie is a chilandi and Dave ignored all the red flags before marriage. She used to hang out with other guys while they were engaged. Now, she has filed for divorce.
Nathalie is a chilandi and Dave ignored all the red flags before marriage. She used to hang out with other guys while they were engaged. Now, she has filed for divorce.
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