ham egg and cheese sandwich

A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.

Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.

by life guru May 10, 2010

Hard Cheese Sandwich

A pussy you came in the night before and tried to get in the morning after before warming up.

That girl I met last night had such a hard cheese sandwich in the morning, so I called her an uber and sent her home.

by tlynn13322 August 22, 2016

ghetto grilled cheese sandwich

Two pieces of buttered bread and a slice of cheese stuck together in a sandwich and stuck together in a toaster. Usually made by someone who is too lazy or a terrible cook to do it on the stove.

My toaster smells like burnt cheese from all the ghetto grilled cheese sandwiches I've made.

by ViviWannabe July 19, 2009

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS)

One slice of bread, one slice of cheese, folded.

Well I had to work late, so I picked up a Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS) on the way home. - Dick Van Dyke

by dr. dick6969 September 26, 2009

Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.

Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"

by Dave Sladek December 28, 2008

Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich

A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.

Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!

by ThingNamer2000 September 20, 2016