Chesticles

Breasts or boobs. A slang term used when trying to appear funny or clever. Is a play on words stating that they are equivalent to the male reproductive parts, the balls.

Her chesticles jiggled as she ran

by Pelayia June 12, 2015

chesticles

Boobs.

Man, my chesticles hurt, I must be PMSing.

by mooserock November 4, 2010

chesticle

When a woman with large breasts reaches a certain age, the breasts drop, or "descend" like testicles, usually to the middle of the abdomin.

Did you see that old woman??? She had some HUGE chesticles!!

by Hello there sandwich May 26, 2010

Chesticles

Man Boobs.

Dude, did you see that guy's chesticles!!! They're bigger than my Mom's!!

by TheYettiSD April 12, 2011

Sharticle

A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.

In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!

by JWB_ July 30, 2016

ChaoTicLevel

An anomalous entity that goes with Chaotic/ChaoticLevel, this stupid fucking idiot asshole is the most annoying piece of shit I have ever seen. This dumbass thought that it would be cool to recommend an awful charting in alot of online rhythm games. Not only that, whenever he plays fighting games, he always runs and says "I'm not running, i'm just dodging your attacks" bitch please. Also the fact that he got hit by a meteor and said "I dodged it, it just that I have a terrible internet connection" god its so awful, like this fucking thing is worse than my sleep paralysis demon. Fuck you Chaotic

IdiotLevel : Heh, it would be funny if I use this awful chart to beat Intrevene

IdiotLevel : I'M NOT FUCKING RUNNING DAWG, IT'S CALLED A TACTICAL RETREAT OR I'M JUST DODGING YOUR ATTACKS

IdiotLevel : I have a reason why I died, you see, I dodged the meteor, but I lagged so hard, so the meteor easily hit me cause I rubber banded back to where the meteor impacted.

ChaoTicLevel, you moronic piece of shit, why would you play as a fucking Medic then rush with an Ubersaw towards the DAMN ENEMY BASE?

by FuckYouChaoTicLevel April 11, 2023

A Ravenous Chanticleer

When a wizard's cock is extremely hard and is ready to jab a stiff one anywhere possible. This can be used in erotic fantasy, in particular Harry Potter fan-fiction.

A Ravenous Chanticleer jabbed into Hermione as Ron rammed hard against her sleeve.

by Charged-Socket March 20, 2017