Cemeterian

Slang for elderly; implying a person is close to death due to age. A person said to have one foot in the grave. A person having so much gray hair they look partially cremated.

Her: I don't think he is THAT old. He is a Baby Boomer, though.

Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"

by abrupt1 May 11, 2014

cemetery picnic

To engage in a sexual act with another living human being in a morbid setting such as a cemetery.

"I met her in the graveyard and we had a cemetery picnic..."

by Ladd Smith November 3, 2007

cemetery

A girl who's had an abortion

me nuh care fe sandra, she ah walking cemetery

by rheagradkowska8 May 16, 2014

Cemetery

A perfect location for a date. Best place for looking at dead people with your special someone.

We went to the cemetery for a romantical date.

by Ol'MatePottsy March 8, 2021

cemetery

your moms chcoooo

marie get that cemetery outta mi face righta now

by gdbyelol May 5, 2021

Cemetery

The safest place to be.

Most people with a heart will know not to commit vandalism or make a noise at a cemetery through respect to individuals visiting a loved one and respect for the dead.

by UltimateDoge October 19, 2021

Cemetery white

This is the color of someone’s hair or skin tone that looks like they are dying. Remember doc from the movie back to the future. He has cemetery white hair and he looks like he could die at any minute cause he’s so old.

But also. Think of a goth male or female.

They too have “cemetery white” skin tone. They too look like dying.

Use the words to your liking.

Jesus Christ is that Betty white?? Fuck her hair cemetery white….

Taylor swift is so hot. Too bad her skin is cemetery white tho. I still would.

by Scottsibe October 20, 2021