Cellphone

A motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds

My cellphone ate me

by svefonia March 6, 2017

Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.

Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013

Cellphone Stroll

The pointless, aimless walking to and fro one does when on their cellphone.

Dan's in the hall doing the cellphone stroll

by cupgrease January 28, 2009

Cellphone Pimp

Those people at the mall...(curiously a lot of asians ha ha!!!) that are usually seen at kiosks who are always trying to push sales of their calling plan or latest cellphone complete with camera, video, idiotic text messaging, turkey bastor, and enema. The most common phrases heard from these schmucks is "Who is your carrier?," "What kind of phone do you have?, "Who is your service with?" These guys and some girls think they are completely slick and clever when in reality they are a bunch of ZOISTERS who are in the same species as those telemarketing turd-links.

Cellphone Pimp: "What kind of phone you got?"
ME: A Dickfor 3000

by DEVGRU May 31, 2006

Mexican Cellphone Wave

The name of the infamous cellphone wave done at concerts, coined by Coldplay on there Viva la Vida Tour. Commonly done before Coldplay does a cover of MJ's "Billy Jean". Examples can be found with a simple google or Youtube search. First done in Auckland, New Zeland March 19th, 2009, then called the "Coldplay Phone Wave" or "The Coldwave".

Chris Martin: Start the first ever *cityname* Coldplay Mexican Cellphone Wave on the count of three. One... Two... Another Two... Three

*phone wave starts*

by Awkward Stiuations August 20, 2009

Fancy Pants and the Cellphones

An expletive used when one is overcome by powerfull Rock and Roll. Also, a TV-obsesed band with really good tunes and a really bad name. Fans are known to chant "Change Your Name!" at shows.

"Fancy Pants and the Cellphones, that was a great rock show!"

by Martin Hansen February 5, 2004

1 girl 1 cellphone

a video of a girl doing an act of self masturbation with a nokia cellphone

dude where is my phone? uh oh its 1 girl 1 cellphone all over again

by ZOmg dont touch that~! October 3, 2010