The act of spending an excessive amount of time calibrating a piece of home electronics, e.g. a home theater or stereo system.
by swoodie February 24, 2009
Get the calibratio mug.a person who generally abstains from a particular activity (e.g. smoking, eating meat) for personal reasons but will make exceptions for special events like birthdays and weddings
Ever since I converted from vegetarian to celebratarian, I no longer feel guilty for having a piece of steak once in a while.
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Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.
Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?
Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.
Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.
by Fireball D May 7, 2009
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You want a blowjob or an eyepopping threeway? GO buy Darla a burger, and tell her you agree. She's the coolest, most experienced celibate slut there is. Way cooler than regular sluts. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!
by StillHere June 15, 2008
Get the celibate slut mug.A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.
Man#1: How was your date last night?
Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.
Man#1: Why's that, cheif?
Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.
Brad: Story of my life! Zing!
Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.
Man#1: Why's that, cheif?
Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.
Brad: Story of my life! Zing!
by Jimatt Walhofer July 1, 2008
Get the strawberry celebration mug.Someone who has realized that sex is not worth the headache and is sick of the opposite sex. Someone who has realized that the opposite sex is never gonna love them. These people now vowel to be celibate from now on.
by GingyStew December 30, 2011
Get the New Celibate mug.To go without sex, either willingly or not. Reasons include personal, religious, social, or bad luck. Only cure for a celibate individual is a slut or large amounts of alcohol to make the celibate person forget the aforementioned reasons.
Joe was scared of hell, so he decided to remain celibate.
Brian was fat, therefore he was forced to be celibate and instead frequently jerked off.
Due to Anne's many STD's, she laid off the pipe and went celibate.
Brian was fat, therefore he was forced to be celibate and instead frequently jerked off.
Due to Anne's many STD's, she laid off the pipe and went celibate.
by TheaXxX March 7, 2008
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