Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw
Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*
Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
by Gibsonion August 19, 2019
by SpicyChili69 March 27, 2023
A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017
by Ash :) 666 August 30, 2018
The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.
Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
by Knee gears April 07, 2019
When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018
by JamesAndLilly.com September 14, 2021