THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.
by weave September 08, 2003
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can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.
Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
by xk1ngg4m3rx September 29, 2014
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Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.
"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!
by JackofJacks November 29, 2022
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Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt
She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer
by Nyrac July 22, 2023
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