camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 25, 2025

Incompetent Camouflage

Pretending or giving the illusion of incompetence and ignorance to hide or conceal your intellectual genius or diabolical plan.

Rudy Giuliani intended to give a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel...but due to a mix up it was actually at...The Four Seasons Total Lawn Care Center that was between an Adult Bookstore and a Crematorium. The press thought it was a sign of his incompetence and true ignorance, but in reality it was "Incompetent Camouflage" designed by him to give his clients enemies a continued false sense of security while he continued with is plan.

by Rogue_Leader November 10, 2020

Caucasian camouflage

When one needs to become white to get by

Juan had to put on his Caucasian camouflage to get through the border.

by Captain skip February 14, 2016

Fat girl camouflage

Cheetah print.

Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.

by Dabossdude February 10, 2024

Camouflage

IDK what it is but I've read that the military uses it a lot

Friend: bro you know what camouflage is?
You: no I've never seen it but the military likes it so it must be good

by brosb4hoes4life September 11, 2020

Camouflage teeth

When you get into a fight with someone that has bad teeth, you knock out their teeth out, and they can't find their teeth on the ground.

I knocked that fools teeth out, he had camouflage teeth when they hit the street.

by Uncle.chonies March 24, 2021

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal November 01, 2023