asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.

Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

by Not a tiny kid June 17, 2021

Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep

Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone

by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020

NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.

"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."

by BallSniffa May 25, 2023

Brooklyn Calzone

When you wrap your cock in puff pastry and have sex while using melted mozarella as lube

My girl is a freak, she made me give her a Brooklyn Calzone last night

by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 15, 2015

Calzone

A naturalized Arizona Resident Born in Californa

"I don't hate ALL Californians, one of my closest friend is a Calzone!"

by TERRIBLY, Awkward. March 03, 2023

Calzone

The best cheesiest thing ever created its a pizza burrito with cheese 10/10 would digest again

Did you know that a calzone is gods creation

by Calving November 02, 2020