by ThE_WiLkStA July 10, 2004
Get the buttfore mug.by catbarn September 20, 2006
Get the buttframe mug.Similar to a shoehorn but instead of being used for slipping on tight shoes, it is used to stretch tight pants over fat bodies.
Damn, Addison, did you see that chick with the cake top? (See cake-tops: exceeding "muffin-tops") She must have used a butthorn to get into those jeans
by Thom Ascott April 1, 2016
Get the butthorn mug.When walking it feels like your cheeks are slipping and sliding against each other.
Not necessarily due to sharting or greasy food.
Not necessarily due to sharting or greasy food.
While walking, Adam feels like he has GBFD-greasy butt for days because his back side feels like a slip and side due to the matter between his butt cheeks.
by BigBiscuitsbump March 26, 2016
Get the GBFD-Greasy Butt for Days mug.A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.
Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.
by Johnnyincentx May 17, 2006
Get the Buttworm mug.> I love being a buttfarmer because I appreciate a nice, tight female ass so much!
> A buttfarmer's work is never done, but the reward of having cultivated asses that you can bounce a dime off of is worth it.
> A buttfarmer's work is never done, but the reward of having cultivated asses that you can bounce a dime off of is worth it.
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