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Butterboarding 

Verb - A commonly used process in the torture of poultry, very similar to waterboarding but with clarified butter instead of water. This process is very popular with Kentucky Fried Chicken and contributes in the production of stress and fear hormones, rumored to be one of Colonel Sander's seven secret spices.
Chickens at the KFC plant go through approximately 20 minutes of butterboarding per day , which helps keep the meat juicy and delicious.
Butterboarding by jcizzles October 21, 2015
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ButterBoys 

An indie band started by 4 mindless teens that haven't made any music yet
Rowan: your band fucking sucks what even is the name "butterboys"
Ethan: I will clobber you with a sandy flip flop you slab

Butterboating

Its like motor boating but instead of boobs its your butt
Going butterboating at the strip club.
Butterboating by Wldflwr79 January 14, 2026

There better be a dead body 

This Phrase is used to describe a common event that is often boring, but in hopes the event is because of an exciting reason which would cause it to be an exciting event.
In the case of a School Assembly, "There better be a Dead Body!" Says Byakuya Togami as he heads to the Assembly.