bum

doing nothing, bludging

lets just do nothing and bum around

by jess March 27, 2005

bum

A form of outdoorsman. He who the clowns imitate. The booze nose, the blown toe shoes, oversized pants, undersized topcoat. Stereotyped as society's failure. The bum is one big impropriety, a social failure. He's the man listening for the jingle of change in the bottom of every man's pocket. Don't let him know you have something he needs.

Look at that man lying face down in the financial deep end. Son, that is a bum.

by Justin Lukyn and Jeff Haliday June 29, 2007

bum

sumone who has really nasty breath, wears really nasty clothes, and baths whenever it rains, and is sum1 who comes up to u all drugged up at mardi gras and tells u and ur friends meaningless jokes about cannibals, babies, and clowns and laughs at himself

Dude, that bum in the yellow t-shirt just spit in ma face while telling a dead baby joke and rubbing my head with his rotting hands.... i will smell like him for weeks!!

by Shmu June 3, 2004

bum

The art of sticking your sausage in another man's bunghole.

get out of my way good sir or i will bum you!

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

bum

1.To bum is to love or appreciate someone deeply, but not to be in a sexual relationship with the aforesaid person. 2.Or to fancy somone uncontrolbly.
3.Or to want to engage in a homosexual act.

1.Adam I completly bum you.

2.Omigod that guy completly bums you.

3.Jack u want to bum Ben cos you are a big gayer.

by Scorerrific July 20, 2004

bum

Really sad British slang that the British use every time they try to define arse.

What's really sad about bum is that if only the British would say ass when they mean ass, instead of mispronouncing arse, they wouldn't need to define arse, and wouldn't feel compelled to say bum.

by Fly On The Wall January 3, 2005

bum

A cat who can't play no ball!

Unathletic. No talent having mofo.

Don't pick that cat! That dude a bum!!

by reggie December 16, 2004