Brooks

A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.

Girl 1: Did you hook up with Brooks?
Girl 2: No, I couldnt find his dick. We're just friends now.

by HoffDaddyWeaverBeaver March 2, 2020

Brooks

a snake, an ass whole, a cocky bitch, fake, green eyes,brown hair, athletic,in highschool

i hate brooks

by your_mom_a_hoe_(: November 9, 2020

Brooks

Nosy

You’re being a Brooks

by oversized potato January 31, 2021

Brooks

Verb; (to brooks) When a person named Brooks does wild brooks things, like flailing their arms around aimlessly.

“Bro why is Brooks being so strange? His drawings are freaking me out!”
“Brooks is gonna brooks”

by B. Ricky April 7, 2021

Brooks

The combination of the words “bro” and “wooks”. This species of wook know how to have a dirty, carefree time… all while bro-ing out.

“Yeah they’re totally wooks or whatever, but they’re like… bro wooks.”

“Yeah man, I hung out with some brooks the other day. They got me totally sloshed….total dudes”

by xa January 8, 2022

brooks

a gay ass nibba and is also you’re gf boy best friend

i hate him brooks

by theyoopypoopy February 22, 2022

Brooks

A person that is sexy and nice and has a big pp

wow your a brooks

by erwtdygfu April 27, 2022