bro job

when a guy gets a blow job from another dude.

dude! that wasn't a woman.... you totally just got a bro job!!! homo.

by chadsicle January 28, 2005

Bro Job

When a bro gets a blowie from someone with two X chromosomes.

I got a bro job from this chick, then made her make me a sandwich and then threw on my LAX pinny and longboarded home.

by A straight up Bro August 20, 2010

Bro Job

When one male friend sucks up to another male friend. Or when two male friends talk eachother up.

"Dude that's such a nice lacoste shirt. You look good in blue"

"Dude stop giving me a Bro Job"

by LadyLady2 December 7, 2009

Bro-job

Bro-job: when people close to you want something you have, but want it at a discounted rate or straight up for nothing. Basically they’ll Bro you into it.

Friend: “Bro-Brutha-My Brutha, do ya think you can get me your price on that stuff I’m tight on cash right now. I know you have bills n shit , but still hook a Brutha up”
You: “Fuck, I just got a Bro-job and didn’t even ask for one”

by C1Tactual August 20, 2018

Bro Job

Totally hooking up your Bro, especially in a work situation. Particularly relevant for restaurant employees, as they are most prone to offensive language and insider lingo.

"Hey, I cut onions for you."

"Thanks for the total bro job!"

by Steve McGuinn October 21, 2011

Bro Job

The process of two guys recieving oral sex from different girls while being in the same room with each other. It is truely a bonding experience.

Dude, do you remember that time we got a bro job in the hot tub at your ex's house?

by Slowride1992 February 22, 2011

Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)

Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.

by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 26, 2019