Plastic Bouquets

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
by iiexistential July 30, 2008
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Bouquet

A name for a group of happy axolotl
“I saw a Bouquet of axolotl at the pet store.”
Impossible.”
by Axie R. Axolotl October 16, 2021
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booby bouquet

When three or more women hug in a close circle, wherein their arms wrap around each other and their breasts touch.
Before leaving, the women embraced in a booby bouquet.
by WilifredDungus June 27, 2019
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Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.
We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.
by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021
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Bouquet of roses

A sly way of talking about price when negotiating for some paid sex.
I'd love to get with you, but you'll have to bring me a bouquet of roses.
Hmmm.....How many roses?

If you want anything more than a handjob, at least 100 of them
by Curious Dad August 6, 2022
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lyre bouquet

When someone is best to the point that their ribs protrude, like flowers out of the ground.
Man, Tony got it bad from those guys. Full lyre bouquet, blood everywhere.
by Lucid Xaoc Reigns August 24, 2021
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bacon bouquet

A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
by hangrymonkey August 4, 2021
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