blunderbust

a surgically botched boob job

Martha's recent surgical breast implants turned out to be a real blunderbust.

by J. M. Kiter January 28, 2024

Blunderbuss

Shoving a whole can of zyn’s up your ass and later shitting it out after your done

“Yo I’m about to go Blunderbuss the schools toilet”
“Yo I’m about to Blunderbuss in my gf mouth”

by CockBlocker425 May 11, 2024

Blunderbusting

when someone is performing well at a game by using the worst/stupidest strategy or technique possible.
Examples include: Duck hunt in smash bros, brown properties in monopoly, battle medic in TF2.
It isn’t always the worst strategy but it is usually the most dumb and/or annoying.

HOW IS HE WINNING LIKE THAT!? Bro is doing some serious blunderbusting.

by 3thernet jak July 19, 2024

Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.

Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes

by Cave man101 December 13, 2019

the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates

friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*

by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022