Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and identifying a scapegoat.

After a second customer refused to sign their newly-and-incompetently-redesigned "three-tier" support agreement, the VP of Support and the COO held a blamestorming session and decided to pin the problem on the customer rep, who was subsequently fired.

by Best Served Cold May 7, 2010

Bleedem

To make he/she feel wrong or stupid about self.

To flex on niggas that's not on the same level as you

A niggas said KF broke... Don't make have to Bleedem citch u sippin 30$ quali wit slauson special chains on yo neck. while I ride around in foreigns with blue strips while yo girl give me neck

by Weestla Bandit November 22, 2016

blee

Found among the Royal Court of Princess Peussie and her sister Princess Fluff, the word BLEE is usually followed by JOHNNY....making it Blee Johnny; this expression of joy only happens when a member of this royal family has had a great bowel evacuation without use of enemas or colonic irrigations!

"Blee Johnny, THAT was a good blow out of my bowels"
or
"Here it comes and I think it's going to be a major BLEE JOHNNY"

by Rob Jackson April 12, 2005

Blee

A blunt. Bleezy, unrolled cigar refilled and rerolled with marijuana

took a blee to the face n its overrr kidd K/O

by KidAbw October 16, 2008

Blame-a-thon

Game played by nation´s decision makers and Big Business every time that occurs a major catastrophe.
What individuals play when avoiding responsibility for a failed relationship.

Energy giant BP and the other companies involved with the catastrophic Deepwater Horizon oil spill — Transocean and Halliburton — has dodged responsibility for the accident by repeatedly blaming the others... what a Blame-a-thon.

Have you tried to go back with Mary?
No way... she is playing Blame-a-thon.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Bemenet

Girl who likes quotes and inspirational posts. Not a morning person and gets really tired and irritated quickly. Very funny and unique, can make anyone laugh without even trying.

"Did you talk to Bemenet in the morning?" , "nah, she's always half dead in the morning"

by JoeMama35r6626 November 13, 2019

My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

by EatKimchi April 18, 2017