Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.
“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension
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Ass blast

I love the ass blast what about you
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jet blast in the ass

When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.
I like to jet blast in the ass its my favorite passtime.
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blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”
I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.
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The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
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blast ass

When youre taking a dump and when you push you release a spray of watery hershy squirts
I was taking a dump,and had some serious blast ass
by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015
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