“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 07, 2020
A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
by Shroompuff March 27, 2020
by K0nrad January 27, 2020
When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020
by poopyahole69 August 09, 2020
When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 06, 2025
I was taking a dump,and had some serious blast ass
by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015