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Bjorning around

"Bjorning around" is local Northern European slang, meaning slacking off or doing nothing, particularly in a work setting. It is likely derived from the name "Bjorn" or "Björn," which is a Scandinavian name meaning "bear", referring to wandering or moving aimlessly, similar to how a bear might roam around.
I haven't done anything today, I'm totally Bjorning around.
by Bjorning Wanderer March 18, 2024
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Bjorne

Someone with a very unfortunate name that will never be pronounced just right. Bjorne’s are kind, caring, excited and look out for everyone they love. Will also take you on crazy adventures that make you reconsider your choices in life. Everyone needs a Bjorne
I can’t make that appointment today. I went out with Bjorne last night and I am still in jail
by Unfornunate namegirl November 22, 2021
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Bjorn

The process of becoming Swedish. One will start to shrink and their hair will slowly bleach during said process. Their eyes will become an icy blue and their vocal cords will contort, enabling them to have mastery over the Swedish language.
Oh god, I’m about to Bjorn!
Please help my son, he’s Bjorning!
by Mr. Bjortle May 8, 2022
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Bjorn

A very KARDERR person who loves everyone that loves him.He has so many talents and his metabolism is the best,he can heat tons of food and never increases in weight(ca t thot vllai ndro profesjon)
Bjorn is a boy who you can be very safe with.His best friend always forgets his b-day
by Koga.bbx November 21, 2021
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Bjorn

A man who if you look away for a minute will have his but in your face and penis on neck
I want the strange man bjorn to leave my home
by Apollo09 August 25, 2022
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Bjorns

An incognito cuss word with many meanings used primarily by young weird people that watch too many cartoons. A vile dirty word used by trash gremlins for nefarious purposes. Primarily describes a nasty round object exuding filth. Used to stun and confuse people like they’re Pokémon. Anger old women. Make randoms feel left out. Being a little known word, it’s safe to use in the workplace and around children, just confuses everyone who doesn’t know what it means. Apparently it means bear in Swedish (which technically does fall into this definition of bjorns ((see: nasty round nefarious objects)).

It is a noun.
Pronounced “bee-yorns”
“Hey man can you pass me the eggs?”

“Oh you mean the bjorns?”

“Suck my bjorns”

“That’s because you look like the underside of my bjorns”

“WHEW, it smells like bjorns in here dude. What is that?”
by Sailor plue April 12, 2023
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Bjorn

This is a one of a kind juicy piece of meat, incapable of performing the most simple tasks. Very loyal to his senpai, raised in a extremely christian household. Can be used in a sentence as a word implying "being useless".
dude 1: hey dude can you make this drawing on your computer.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.
by Tjomas November 22, 2021
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