This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.
"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"
"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "
"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "
"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019
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Sometimes used as a verb:;': i.e "I went to cut this piece of trim at 30 and 1/8 inch, but I burned an inch to make it perfect and accidentally cut it at 29 and 1/8. I brisbaned the cut, bro.
Sometimes used as a verb:;': i.e "I went to cut this piece of trim at 30 and 1/8 inch, but I burned an inch to make it perfect and accidentally cut it at 29 and 1/8. I brisbaned the cut, bro.
I had three cheesy gordita crunches tonight and I just took a Brisbane. Apologies to everyone sharing a holding cell with me.
by Trystin Beewhole August 14, 2022
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When you make the Buttholes kiss.
The Brisbane Incident is actually the first film it was referenced in being only called the dust off the brisbane came later once tale of the movie reached west audiences. Its been widely speculated that the origonal scene was not the actors but the director and his wife trying it for the first time. The dust off was then changed later as well to dust em up to fit a more wide range of audiences the need for the participants to conect to something that sounded more entertaining dust off sounded bad and dust em up sounded good with test markets so after the switch the name stuck even being referenced in the behind the scene cuts from deadpool 2
The Brisbane Incident is actually the first film it was referenced in being only called the dust off the brisbane came later once tale of the movie reached west audiences. Its been widely speculated that the origonal scene was not the actors but the director and his wife trying it for the first time. The dust off was then changed later as well to dust em up to fit a more wide range of audiences the need for the participants to conect to something that sounded more entertaining dust off sounded bad and dust em up sounded good with test markets so after the switch the name stuck even being referenced in the behind the scene cuts from deadpool 2
by dinkestbutmen March 16, 2023
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When something isn’t bad, but also isn’t particularly good .. it’s just… Brisbane. Solid. Standard. Not remarkable, not offensive. Slightly interesting in how perfectly average it is. The kind of thing that doesn’t rock the boat, but does exactly what it’s meant to. Mid. Dependable. Background music. Toast with butter. The vanilla slice of experiences.
When something isn’t bad, but also isn’t particularly good .. it’s just… Brisbane. Solid. Standard. Not remarkable, not offensive. Slightly interesting in how perfectly average it is. The kind of thing that doesn’t rock the boat, but does exactly what it’s meant to. Mid. Dependable. Background music. Toast with butter. The vanilla slice of experiences.
“I tried the new café. The coffee was very Brisbane.”
“The movie wasn’t bad… not good either. Kinda Brisbane, y’know?
“She gave me this Brisbane reply: ‘Yeah, okay, sounds good.”
“My day was Brisbane. Woke up, did stuff, now I’m here.”
“The movie wasn’t bad… not good either. Kinda Brisbane, y’know?
“She gave me this Brisbane reply: ‘Yeah, okay, sounds good.”
“My day was Brisbane. Woke up, did stuff, now I’m here.”
by Dreamtide August 4, 2025
Get the Brisbane mug.The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).
Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)
by MrGoolerKid March 1, 2023
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