birching

An application of birch twigs to the bare posterior of a miscreant of misbehaving person. The goal of this is to provide an attitude correction. In past years the process was used by husbands to correct their wives, giving rise to old English "rule of thumb" that is you were not legally allowed to birch your wife with a stick that is larger in diameter than your thumb. Sort of counter productive anyway because the best birch branches to use are about 1/4" in diameter and freshly cut so as to be flexible and whippy. The process of birching often requires the woman to prepare her own birch.

In the case of submissive women receiving a birching often gives rise to strong sexual desires and a feeling of contentment and calm.

Elly, I see you have exceeded the budget for your credit card this month. Go cut a switch for yourself and prepare yourself for a birching.

by canem September 4, 2009

birching

the practice of chewing twigs; predating Islamic culture, chewing twigs was the only source for oral hygiene. This trend has died with the evolution of toothbrushes and toothpaste, but recent scientific research still regards chewing twigs at the same orally hygienic standard as the toothbrush.

"what are you . . . chewing on a stick?"
"No, I'm birching."

by Richard Seguritan April 6, 2007

Berthing hips

When a fat ass breaks his chair and blames it on his wife

So there we were camping and tim pulled the old berthing hips again

by Dolceglr32 October 18, 2019

Bithing

The act of drinking a large amount of Pepto Bismol.

I was bithing because I felt sick to the stomach.

by Scientific_Hooliganism May 26, 2014

breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

by Teratogen August 23, 2011

Birchington on sea

The place where you and your girlfriend go because her mother has banned her from seeing you because shes homophobic.

The reason for this is that Herne bay is a shithole so all the nasty cunts talk and lies get spread and your girlfriends mother sets police and things on you if you come too close to her daughter so instead you jump one stop on the train to birchington.

Nobody under the age of 75 lives in birchington so you are not likely to get caught by anyone you know.

"Hey do you want to go to Birchington on sea?"

"What so we can continue our secret relationship and have sex in public toilets?"

"Yes thats exactly why"

by That unwanted lesbian April 1, 2009

Birthnigger

Colonizing Europe with their wombs.

Give those birthniggers som birthcontroll and ship them out before its too late! Oh no! She shat out 5 nigger kids in 4 years and cant be returned! Lock'n load then *sigh*

by WhiteNite69 September 13, 2020