bingle-cram

Stuffing a sexual partner's asshole with lunchmeat and mayonnaise, and eating it.

She gave me a really good bingle-cram last night, and I can't get this salami smell off of my body.

by crumblebucket February 16, 2010

crodatious bingle

verb-
to be upset but not sad

noun-
dog(s)

noun- oh i died at this game crodatious bingle!

verb- I have 2 crodatious bingles

by a really really smart man September 30, 2023

Junkie bingle

chav junkie uneducated swine.

“Oh look at the junkie bingle archie over there”

by Maparac May 30, 2019

Bingle Male

A man who is so many that he exists outside of the realm of possibility by choice. He cannot be found on Thursday and can dye his hair blue by choice. This type of male is very awesome and will make women spontaneously combust on sight.

Wow, I wish I was a Bingle Male! I would be so swag.

by Bingle Prime October 1, 2022

crodatious bingles

verb-
to be upset but not sad

noun-
dog(s)

noun- oh i died at this game crodatious bingle!

verb- I have 2 crodatious bingles

by a really really smart man September 30, 2023

bingling dongle

Someone that is so silly and stupid you wonder how they are even still alive.

Perhaps even dumber than a schmogin' bono.

Aw man, this guy's such a bingling dongle! I can't believe he put his keys in the oven and his chicken in the ignition.

by johnismerry June 13, 2023

bingle bangle

When someone is acting dumb or being autistic, you can call them a bingle bangle, it can also be used as defining something inexplainable.

Friend explains something

-you don't understand anything, bingle bangle is that it ?

Learning something knew but don't know how to explain it, use bingle bangle.

by DragonLife September 12, 2023