by Nadxelii May 10, 2014
Get the Berenice mug.berenholtzed - to get berenholtzed - (verb) 1. To receive a call from a "friend" who only wants to network/talk about meaningless shit with you for 15-45 minutes only for him to ask you a huge and completely and utterly out of your way inconvenient favor at the end.
2. To recieve an email with 900mb size pictures of girls skydiving and have it crash your inbox and listserve
2. To recieve an email with 900mb size pictures of girls skydiving and have it crash your inbox and listserve
EXAMPLE "I got berenholtzed and i missed my own college graduation because he talked me into driving him to stamp to get him a cap and gown last minute and he convinced me to pay for it only to realize he couldnt graduate because working the smith store counter doenst count for the 40 elective credits that he allotted."
by JB1ade December 16, 2010
Get the berenholtzed mug.Bereavement banging is the act of engaging in sex after the death of a loved one to help ease the pain of grief. Sex feels great and this counteracts the feeling of sadness giving an individual a quick fix and break from reality.
"What's the noise upstairs?"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"
Or
"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"
Or
"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"
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Get the berenblat mug.Beirel is a proud owner of a small penis, knows how to use it but never will because he does not believe in women satisfaction. Beirel often makes cringe requests to other females whilst his mistress is present... ( call me daddy, etc)
Apart from this, he is very sweet he is loaded as a motherfucker perhaps this is why he feels he is entitled to many women/egirls
Apart from this, he is very sweet he is loaded as a motherfucker perhaps this is why he feels he is entitled to many women/egirls
"I HATE BEIREL HES SUCH A cringelord cuck ASSHOLE!"
"YEAH! but look at all that money aint that some shit!"
"YEAH! but look at all that money aint that some shit!"
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