When you grab each side of your nut sack and stretch it as far each way as you can. Then, you get some jackass to look at it. You then scream batman and meatgazer to attract attention. Finally, you are allowed to kick him in the ass 3 times calling him a fag each time.
by Chet the mover December 02, 2007
Not any, nor ever will be a teenage boy. As most teenage boys who claim to be, in fact, have tiny penises. They tend to drive over compensating pickups, or gay white cars.
by bepbipbop July 07, 2010
when a man cums inside a woman's pussy and turns around and sucks his own cum out the woman and swallows it. Its known batman because its very mysterious and dark
by dark knight bahamas February 18, 2008
An originally stupid, rubbery and retarded looking comicbook character with floppy ears created by Bob Kane in the 1930's. Luckily the character was rescued and revamped over the years turning it into one of the coolest heroes of our day. Yet Bob Kane continues to get credit for all of the genius incarnations of this character that have happened ever since. Even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Johnny: Dude! That Batman Begins was a sweet-ass movie!!! Oh, by the way, who the f*ck is Bob Kane??
Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
by TruthSpkr December 05, 2006
for exapmle
Tom-"hey where were you at the party dude?"
Chino-"i had to take care of some business."
*Chino shifts his bag with a red stain on it*
Tom-"...thats ink isnt it?"
Chino-"...yeah...yeah, it's ink."
Tom-"dude you're a total batman"
Tom-"hey where were you at the party dude?"
Chino-"i had to take care of some business."
*Chino shifts his bag with a red stain on it*
Tom-"...thats ink isnt it?"
Chino-"...yeah...yeah, it's ink."
Tom-"dude you're a total batman"
by Tom-of-the-dance January 17, 2007
1)amazing athlete(in most cases, hockey player) loved by all, but has a few anger problems. if something doesn't go his way, he will bail. but stil ends up being forgiven anyways because he's just so..amazing.
2)the act of at one time having pretty bad acne, and it suddenly clearing fast.
2)the act of at one time having pretty bad acne, and it suddenly clearing fast.
1)cole: dude where did you go for the last game?
james: I was pissed because coach didn't play me.
cole: wtf? he was going to play you last period but you never showed up.
james: my bad..I have anger issues. sorry.
cole: man, your such a batman. we woulda owned if you woulda stuck around!
james: well, we still took first.
cole: you have a point..so what are you doing this weekend?
2)girl one: Holy god have you seen Cody?
girl two: OH yeah, he was by the stairs like 2 minutes ago!
girl one: he looks really hot..it's like, wow. his acne just dissapeared!
girl two: yeah. I guess he pulled a batman!
james: I was pissed because coach didn't play me.
cole: wtf? he was going to play you last period but you never showed up.
james: my bad..I have anger issues. sorry.
cole: man, your such a batman. we woulda owned if you woulda stuck around!
james: well, we still took first.
cole: you have a point..so what are you doing this weekend?
2)girl one: Holy god have you seen Cody?
girl two: OH yeah, he was by the stairs like 2 minutes ago!
girl one: he looks really hot..it's like, wow. his acne just dissapeared!
girl two: yeah. I guess he pulled a batman!
by skeebergen April 28, 2008