Bandscaping

A beloved hipster pastime, consisting of two parts: the first of which is spending many hours on the web or roaming the local indie scenes in search of the most obscure, random musical groups that you probably haven't heard of; the second part consists of daily low-grain band performance video facebook updates, and sticker bombing.

"I went to the village bean to make some progress on my graphic novel, but I just ended up bandscaping 'til 2 in the morning. Found a pretty deck band though, you've never heard of Mustard Penguin have you? I'll upload vid tomorrow."

"Some stupid, bandscaping hipster sticker bombed my bathroom with Slug Track Star stickers. What does that even mean anyway?"

by bwplyfestyle October 28, 2011

Bass Whore

A person who typically listens to excessive amounts of bass. Usually listens to music in search of bass induced eargasms. Will generally have sub-woofers installed in every speaker system available. Usually found in stores replacing repeatedly blown speaker systems. Will describe bass beats as "gnarly, dirty, sick, filthy etc."

Wow.. She / he is such a Bass Whore

by Basskickinkiki November 18, 2011

baked bads

Muffins, or other bakery, created from the following ingredients: potato chips, soda, lemon juice, and worms. More generally, a terrible food concoction that makes you sick. Comes from the episode "Applebuck Season" of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Nurse: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods, baked bads.

by grueislurking May 5, 2011

Badswan

The term used by male homosexuals for the entering of another homosexual.

Guy 1. Do you mind if I badswan you tonight?
Guy 2. Okay mate, I love a good badswan,

by FoolishEarthling12 January 24, 2012

BASS FAMILY

A group of bassheads addicted to dirty, filthy, grimey, dubstep. Gettin weird and ragin is the name of the game and plur is the way of life. It's all about family!

Did you see the BASS FAMILY gettin so plur at the rave earlier?

by el bassador November 4, 2012

Bass Nasty

When something is totally awesome but awesome isn't a word good enough to use. It takes a conversation level 2 notches higher in excitement.

Hey jimmy, you remember when I shot that big buck that one year, that rack was bass nasty!

by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

Bandsexual

Seeming to only have a sexual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.

Guy: I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm bandsexual.

by Mmmwhatchasay September 7, 2012