by 2_Hot_4_U January 13, 2005
is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
by Der_Hagrid August 06, 2010
When a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other
by Jowdypop November 14, 2014
1. A dessert that consists of 3 scoops of ice cream, either vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry in a vertical line. A banana is then put on each side of the scoops. They are then topped with caramel and hot fudge, strawberry pieces, nuts, and sprinkles. After the toppings, comes whipped cream and a cherry on each scoop along with a spoon.
2. A phrase used by bus drivers, teachers, parents, etc. to shut up a bunch of people when "QUIET" doesn't work.
3. The excuse used by teenage girls when they want to buy a bunch of bananas to practice oral sex, but don't want their parents to find out.
2. A phrase used by bus drivers, teachers, parents, etc. to shut up a bunch of people when "QUIET" doesn't work.
3. The excuse used by teenage girls when they want to buy a bunch of bananas to practice oral sex, but don't want their parents to find out.
1. Guy #1: Dude I love milkshakes! Best Dessert Ever!
Other Guy: Are you high? The best dessert by far is a fucking Banana Split!!!!
2. Bus Driver: Hey! You guys please be quiet. QUIET!!!
Kids: *Let go of me!!*
*That's not third base man*
*PENIS!!!*
*And then she said...*
*You should ssooo do that!*
Bus Driver: BANANA SPLIT!!!!!!!
*Kids shut up in confusion*
3. Mom: Why are you getting so many bananas?
Teenage Girl: *Thinks quickly* Duh! For banana splits!
Other Guy: Are you high? The best dessert by far is a fucking Banana Split!!!!
2. Bus Driver: Hey! You guys please be quiet. QUIET!!!
Kids: *Let go of me!!*
*That's not third base man*
*PENIS!!!*
*And then she said...*
*You should ssooo do that!*
Bus Driver: BANANA SPLIT!!!!!!!
*Kids shut up in confusion*
3. Mom: Why are you getting so many bananas?
Teenage Girl: *Thinks quickly* Duh! For banana splits!
by Regina Phalange #2 September 27, 2012
by fatcat346 June 24, 2003
A sex act between two men where one guy's dicc is sliced down the middle and the other guy puts his dicc inside the wound and nuts.
by SATANIK KRIGSMASCHINE July 09, 2019
when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.
"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."
by Havanabanana June 01, 2017