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Bamboozle your Spoozle

v. To arouse you; to get you hard/wet. Usually used in a question
gf: Does lesbian porn bamboozle your spoozle?
bf: um..sure
gf: Im breaking up with you
by Penisdood18828 May 22, 2015
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Bamboozle Master

1. To deceive by underhanded methods or to confuse, frustrate, or throw off thoroughly or completely

2. Have the initials MSW
Mark loves to be the Bamboozle Master when talking to DeAnna and Tim by saying things that are untrue or mildly false
"Why does this say 'poing' when it should say 'point'"
"I'm not sure what you're talking about, it has said 'point' this whole time"
'HA I MSW, AM THE BAMBOOZLE MASTER!!!"
-facepalm-
by thedyingwalrus December 17, 2020
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Bamboozle shake

a shake you and your partner drink that has a mixture of cum,puke and shit
"I gave this bitch a bamboozle shake she's still throwing up"
by the bamboooooozler April 20, 2021
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Bamboozle-Man

A cryptic individual in a top hat that can and will bamboozle you at any given chance.
"Bro I woke up with ferrets in my fridge again. Bamboozle-Man is at it again.
by hezeishere July 5, 2022
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double bamboozle

A double bamboozle is when you execute a phantom on your partner, then finish off with a strawberries and cream. Definitely the ultimate ninja move.
"Dude, I just double bamboozled my wife! It was the best thing evar!"
"Anyone that can pull off a double bamboozle is a god."
by dpaluszek August 29, 2006
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post-bamboozle

a feeling of utter depression after going to the festival known as bamboozle.
"doctor what's wrong with me? i'm just so sad after bamboozle and miss cobra starship, fall out boy, and moshing."
"you've been diagnosed with post-bamboozle."
"is there a cure?"
"wait 'til next year's bamboozle or go to the warped tour."
by imissit. May 16, 2009
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Helsinki bamboozle

The Helsinki bamboozle is a sneaky and cunning pirate technique that involves hiding on an island and swimming towards an enemy ship in order to board it. This technique is often used by pirates who are looking to surprise and catch their enemies off guard.

To prevent this attack, many ships have developed a counter technique called the Copenhagen counter. This involves guarding the top of the ships ladder with a blunderbuss, a type of firearm that fires a spray of shot. This makes it difficult for pirates to climb aboard and can help to deter them from attempting to board the ship.

The Helsinki bamboozle requires a lot of stealth and surprise to be effective, and it is not always successful. However, it can be a formidable tactic if used correctly, and it has been used by many pirates throughout history to great effect. The Copenhagen counter, on the other hand, is a more defensive technique that is designed to protect the ship and its crew from such an attack.
Watch out! Those pirates are trying the helsinki Bamboozle!

They got us with the ol' Helsinki Bamboozle!
by Bosun Bill December 20, 2022
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