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a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.

Worship, or perish.
1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.
by urban peepeeface April 15, 2021
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A Salamanders Ballsack

A method of calling (someone) extremely fucking gay.
by SonnyIsSucky April 15, 2021
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The Shaved Ballsack Drink

1 1/2 Parts Suntory Whiskey
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice
Nick: “Yo Ryan you want to try The Shaved Ballsack Drink I made??”
Ryan: “WHAT?!”
by SirGrammarNazii May 25, 2023
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Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum/ Testicles To the point they Ejaculate.
Hey Karen!

Yes?

I'm gonna Serbian Ballsack Clench!

I didn't need to know that Jerome.
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Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum Until They Hurt As an Excersise
Recently I've been Serbian Ballsack Clenching.
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ball sack sandwich

the act of smacking your ball sack wrapped around bread and peanut butter ( its optional to add jelly) in the females face while having sex
"I hit jieny with my ball sack sandwich in the face and she shit her self because she was allergic to peanut butter"
by Raphaelcamdoug December 9, 2008
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ball sack smash

1)the act of spinning really hard naked aim to your partners face and hit your partner in the face with your testicles

2)if you are a female you have to punch or kick your partner right in the ball sack while he is cuming or ball sack smashinig you
my ball ball sack smash in lily's face left a mark
by Raphael M, Cam J ,Doug M April 2, 2008
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