A very bali gandu. he get best test score for the British citizenship. his best friend is Aeeeeeeedam. His famous quote is "I wanna get off".
by طيزي كبير November 24, 2021
Get the Bali Robinsonmug. Bali Belly is an unexpected pregnancy being a result of unprotected sex between a female tourist and a local Balinese man.
Erin copped a case of Bali Belly and now needs to fly home where it is legal to terminate her pregnancy.
by Iggylongshorts February 15, 2022
Get the Bali Bellymug. An offensive term ignorant white people coined and use when visiting bali for the first time and didn’t do their research about not drinking tap water that they end up in a hospital bed with severe digestive problems/diarrhea. Bali belly isn’t real. Just don’t drink tap water. Lots of filtered water options come in bottles and gallons and they aren’t expensive for your privileged ass.
by chilioil August 14, 2022
Get the bali bellymug. The act of having sex with one of the locals and then later finding out that you have contracted HIV/AIDS and a string of other diseases.
ROD: You get a Bali Shag?
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
by The Moody Poet November 30, 2006
Get the Bali Shagmug. by Cheeky Prawn August 3, 2016
Get the Bali bodymug. by Esorilba June 18, 2018
Get the bali rosemug. Bali is what you call a somewhat blonde haired big guy with a big heart that’s typically named Hasan. Bali can be often found either in his bed, sleeping, or in his bathroom doing god knows what. If you are ever going out with him, chances are that he is gonna take hours to get ready and make y’all late, but once he is ready, will look fantastic. He is the most reliable, unreliable person that you can ever cross paths with. Although his talent and knowledge in crypto is undeniable, he’ll be surprisingly clueless in most situations. He is the kindest, however if you hear him shouting out “göt” to someone in the other room, don’t be surprised. Also, you can always count on Bali to go along with your most adventurous ideas. He’ll often be down to do anything at anytime. He’ll also never miss the chance of taking “a hit”, and most astonishing of it all is that no substance cracks this guy. During summer, if you can’t get a hold of Bali, don’t panic! He is probably at the spa, getting a massage, hopefully one with a happy ending. Everyone needs a Bali in their lives since he is loyal by nature and funny by existence.
(ps he should have stitches on his ass)
(ps he should have stitches on his ass)
+who is that guy laying on the ground unconscious mumbling the currency of bt?
-Thats Bali, isn’t that cool?
+where is Bali?
-he is in the bathroom.
- How are you Bali?
+göt … (insert your name)
-Thats Bali, isn’t that cool?
+where is Bali?
-he is in the bathroom.
- How are you Bali?
+göt … (insert your name)
by drivingatvsonasunday March 3, 2023
Get the Balimug.