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blanket

Blanket a piece of fabric that ties the most simple struggle of keeping warm during the night. Cherish your blanket.
I love my blanket
by p350na June 28, 2022
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Blanket

im going to go under my blanket and sleep
by THEGUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY October 9, 2022
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blanket

a rubber surface used for transferring the image in ink from the plate to the paper in offset printing.
The blanket is a rubber surface that transfers the inked image from the plate to the paper in offset printing.
by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024
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blanket

take wind from the sails of (another craft) by passing to windward.
The experienced sailor skillfully blanketed the slower yacht, depriving it of wind and securing a clear path to the finish line.
by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024
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Blanket Rape

The act of violently and unexpectedly removing a blanket while someone is covered by said blanket, leaving the victim helpless, vulnerable, and pissed off.
Dude Lee was sleeping with that nasty bitch in the living room and I was totally going to blanket rape him.
by morecowbell2416 March 13, 2011
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Blanket boxing

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket
"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"
by Badbrehm May 26, 2013
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Blanket fort

An amazing fort made out of sheets, clothes pins and clips inside which you can do a lot of fun things. Like, sleep, colour, cuddle.....Or just sleep. For all ages, irrespective of what people say.
Me : I'm going to build a blanket fort.
Mom : You're too old.
Me : ......*builds blanket fort*
by Averageness January 11, 2011
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