austen

To ejaculate on ones clothing while travelling on a train.

I was travelling to London yesterday and the guy behind me totally did an austen on his trousers.

by Chris314 January 9, 2009

Austenite

1. A fan of Jane Austen's books, such as "Pride and Prejudice".

2. A metallic, non-magnetic solid solution of carbon and iron that exists in steel above the critical temperature of 1333°F ( 723°C).

Claire's favorite book is "Sense and Sensibility". She's such an Austenite.

The steelworker made some Austenite in the factory to produce a new product.

by Aleitheia August 29, 2011

Austen

The girl version of the name Austin. Hella hot, beautiful eyes, and the most perfect person you will ever meet. So funny, makes you feel good, chill, and has a killer smile. Also ridiculous in bed and one of the best sports players you with EVER meet. If there was a perfect girl it would be Austen. By the way she is a bro and so good in bed.

Austen is the perfect girl, I wish I had her.

Of course I am jealous of Austen, everyone wants to be like her.

by asdjfhuewuuqolakjsdkf June 8, 2011

Asten

Originating from Jamaica, Asten is A very special girl who brightens up everyone's day. She is a beautiful and unique which makes her very popular with the men.

ohhhh daymmm look at the girl... She's an Asten !!!

by Stunning February 5, 2015

austen

The act of exposing oneself to your friends.

Tom gave James a full austen

by landy_nick January 19, 2009

Awston

Extremely bad ass mutha fucka who is a force to be reckoned with. Seriously whether in real life or on a video game he is an unstoppable force of nature. Especially in bed so go you ladies because this man don't swing the other way.

Nerd1: Man I got wrecked by that Druid on WoW last night
I'm pretty sure I was up against an Awston
Nerd2: Yeah I know what you mean I felt like he ripped me a new one over the computer.

Slut1;) Man, I am so happy I went out last night I totally got picked up by an Awston! I wish I could have kept up with his passion and intensity in bed. He must have used the force.

Slut2;) That's awesome slut1, what time did you go out?

Slut1;) Around 11:30pm why?

Slut2;) Because the same thing happened to me around 1am. But my guy was like 6ft tall and had long curly black hair.

Slut1;) .....mine too.....I couldn't satisfy him =(

Slut2;) Next time we will try together!

Guy listening in: Nice

by Ballaholic99 December 14, 2010

awstensten

the ship of Awsten Knight of Waterparks with himself

I ship awstensten so much, even awsten knight himself does!

by secretlifeofme November 3, 2021