asteroid impact

(adj.) A class of weapon powerful enough to threaten humanitys' future as much as an asteroid, similar to that which supposedly killed the dinosaurs.

Nuclear weapons (SC18)

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

cum guzzeling asteroid cunt

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.

Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!

by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016

Asterous

Aster means something bad so a disaster is something good

This is asterous

by Dictionary man to da rescue February 27, 2019

class a asteriods

music of the highest quality/degree

have you heard of class a asteriods? they're a killer band. too bad the lead singer is an ASSHOLE.

by mockingjay April 14, 2010

Asteroid Carpet

The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.

In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.

by ZaneD March 10, 2012

asteroids

a bathroom game where the participant ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the classic video game of the same name

Some one didn't flush their poop at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break

by ninja guitar September 18, 2014

Asteraoth

A nice, careful, friendly guy that love to make people happy. He will always help his friends in trouble. But he's mostly shy and hate when people forcing him to do something they want, even if he want it too. He like to do it himself, because it make him feel specia.

James: Hey, Jake, do you know that guy Asteraoth?
Jake: No. =D
James: Thats good.

by Astrie February 19, 2018