assphyx

A mysterious, unknown animal

Flatman: "Oh shit, what in the hell was that?"
Kyle: "It looked like an assphyx to me..."

by Bumppoman July 17, 2010

assphincteration

The act of suffocating as a rusult of having your head shoved too far up your own ass.

There seemed to be no end to her attempts to dazzle everyone with b.s. Thankfully, she eventually succumbed to assphincteration.

by darkpixie August 12, 2012

Asphalt toads

A female who wears leather clothes, bandannas, and will blow anyone with a motorcycle. Often found rolling on the back of a Harley. Listens to rock music and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around by the group.

Look at all those old asphalt toads, on the back of those Harley's.

by Jjrodmen June 7, 2021

Alephco

Alephco is a discord admin for a football server known as Disabled Football Clan

Alephco also has an agenda on Argentine professional footballer Lionel Messi

Alephco Is a discord admin

by unkown shush ok bruh October 11, 2021

Asphota

A name which people rarely know about.

Imagine having your name as "Asphota" 😎.

by nevergonnagiveyouup. March 29, 2022

Asaph

(adj.) a being of sexiness or containing/radiating an aura of sexiness. sexy virile

That man displays a certain amount of asaph.

by Aceship September 3, 2010

autoerotic asphyxiation

A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.

That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003